I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
how much pussy do u gotta get b4 pussy get boring and u have to have the girl in a full leather suit in a dark dungeon with minimal feng shui and air flow
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hey girl *shuffles cards* haha so um… did it hurt when you *trips* oh shit um… when you fell did it hurt *sweats nervously* because youre the only ten i see haha
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where has this been all my life
The best post in history
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Girls r a Go!
A Toast to Men (F*ck the Men) - Willa Ford|Bad Girls - M.I.A.|All Women Are Bitches - Fifth Column|Goodbye Earl - Dixie Chicks|Hardcore Girls - Rye Rye|Too Many Creeps - Bush Tetras|That Don’t Impress Me Much - Shania Twain|Be Yr Mama - Sleater-Kinney|Can’t Hold Us Down - Christina Aguilera ft. Lil Kim|Hell on Heels - Pistol Annies | Cannibal - Ke$ha|No Scrubs - TLC|Don’t Need You - Bikini Kill|I’m A Lady - Santogold|Kiss My Ass Goodbye - 7 Year Bitch|Bitches Leave - Be Your Own Pet|I’m Your Favorite Drug - Porcelain and the Tramps|She Wolf - Shakira|Hate on Me - Jill Scott|Sweet About Me - Gabriella Cilmi|Respect Me - Khia|Queens of Noise - The Runaways|Docudrama - Bangs|Teenage Hustling - Tori Amos|Comeback Kid - Sleigh Bells|Tombstone, Baby - Peaches|Sock It 2 Me - Missy Elliot ft. Da Brat|She Bop - Cyndi Lauper|My Cat - Jack Off Jill|You’re Standing On My Neck - Splendora
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